13 Things guys just love saying to girls (and we hate it)

“What the hell did you just say? Would you like to reconsider that statement, because it was just demeaning, sexist and downright rude, dude! Didn’t your parent teach you any manners!? Don’t answer that. Rather just stop talking.. just stop.”

Sometimes guys say things to you and you’re just like “Why are you so stupid? And please tell me where all the pro-gender-equality man-sugar is at, because I’d like to go there NOW. Right now.”

1. “Is it that time of the month again?”

Let’s just think a

Responding to being Friendzoned

We’ve all been there: that horrible place between high-fiving and hand-holding. THE FRIEND ZONE DA DA DAAAAM. So here it is: 9 sentence that probably mean you’re friend-zoned and how we think you should reply to them.

1. “You make me think of my Labrador”

Sooooo does that mean I can lick you? Your abs to be specific.

2. “You’re like one of the guys!”

Screw you great grandmother for my flat chest genes.

3. “Hey dude, can you give me the number of your model friend? The blonde one?”

You mean

9 Really stupid Sentences people with depression are so over of hearing

I have to deal with depression. I also have to deal with the stupid stuff people say, because people don’t know shite about depression.

Here are the 9 sentences people with depression are so sick of hearing:

Sorry, I forgot to put on my emo face for you today, Carol.

Sometimes it takes all my energy just to get out of bed. Does that count?

5. “Don’t take pills, you need to feel what life has dealt you.”

Well yes, when you brain chemicals work the way they should, then sure. In total brain c

What it feels like having depression at 17 (and why it makes you a warrior princess)

Every 5th person you pass by battles with depression.

Miana is 17, she loves chocolate milkshakes and creating art and she also happens to be that 5th person.

Miana* was diagnosed with depression at 15 – the age where you should be coping with your aching crush on Zayn Malik and his disgustingly pretty face, NOT with the terror of depression.

But depression does not give a fuc … – oid.

A fucoid, people. Brown algae that depression does not care about. Just like depression does not care about

Potchefstroomer brings Zille to tears with personal sketch

Potchefstroom-based freelance artist, Pogiso (Pjay) Motubatsi brought Western Cape Premier, Helen Zille, to tears when he presented her with a framed pencil-sketched portrait of herself. Zille was an honoured guest at a book launch at Cape Town-based NPO Selesian Life Choices on Friday, 30 June.

The 34 year old Motubatsi is one of 20 artists who were illustrated in the Cape Town Youth Book.

‘Being from a small town like Potch and being illustrated in a book in Cape Town is a huge deal for me,

13 Totally awkward things girls think about while kissing

Nope, you’re not the only one whose brain and lips function in alternate worlds while you’re kissing. It’s not weird. You’re just REALLY good at multitasking. Like us.

So here’s 13 very awkward things girls (or at least those at YAAAS) think about when we’re kissing away.

1. OK. Here we go…he’s leaning in for the kiss…

Should I close my eyes yet? Oh, he just wanted to get the remote.

Great. I just pouted into the air. Quick! Act like you do it all the time! Yeahhhh, that’s it…a little more p

Self Care 101: 7 ways to look after your darn self in 2017

by and Carla Mouton

You have it rough sister. 2017 is not a joke. EVERYTHING is fast. Your food. Your socials. Your brain. And that constant internet-induced FOMO makes you feel like you’re never productive enough, no matter how much you’ve got going on.

The thing is, you’re not getting a break. Welcome to modern-day life sister. You need to take a break. And that’s called Self Care in 2017.

1. DO THAT WEIRD THING YOU LIKE DOING FOR NO GOOD REASON

Me: “ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

15 Annoying things about a boyfriend

The only difference between me and calendars? They have dates . Like boyfriend dates.

Yes, some girls have tons of boyfriends (not me) and some of us don’t (me); but I think we can all identify some super annoying things about having a boyfriend, however often we have them. Like:
• Having completely different music taste. This means you have to smile and nod through hours of House music thumping your brains out OR think of him hating your music when your tunes are on. True star crossed lovers.

12 Signs he digs you guuuurl

I asked my male friends the following question: “Hey dude, so when would a girl like know when a guy like really LIKES her, you know… and that he’s maybe like in love or stuff?” And then when we got past the “when she makes me sandwiches” jokes, I discovered a few secrets. And today, my sisters, I’m sharing these little gems! So here you go, 12 signs he digs you, because cupid smacked him right in the face:

In my experience a man only his phone to call for three things:

So unless he’s calling